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The beer can reads:
KING OF DRUNKS
This is the famous Buzzed Nice Beer. There is no brand produced that's more stale or nastier anywhere in the world. Our exclusive aging produces a taste, a special thick and chunky texture you will not find in any other beer at any other price.
HELPING PEOPLE GET BOMBED ONE DAY AT A TIME
BUZZED NICE
YOUR WORLD YOUR VICE
Brewed from our all original unnatural process using the finest toxins and selected poisons
Buzzed beer guarantees that this product will cause violent episodes of beer muscles and extreme vomiting.
WORLD'S LARGEST BEER BELLY
GREAT NIGHTS & ROUGH MORNINGS
WHEN YOU'RE BUZZED NICE, CHICKS LOOK TWICE AS NICE
All sales are ALWAYS final on costumes, novelty hats, and other apparel items. (You don't want to buy a costume that somebody else wore & returned, do you?) We will, however, accept exchange requests for costumes if returned within 48 hours of receipt.
