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Current Location: Costumes >  Naughty Costumes  
ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON COSTUMES -- No returns or exchanges. After all, you don't want to buy a costume that somebody else wore & returned, do you?

"SNL" Dick In A Box Costume

$44.95

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As seen on "Saturday Night Live", this Dick In A Box costume includes vest, jacket, pants, and "A Very Special Present" with faux phallus. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Biggest Show On Earth Costume

$21.00

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This funny Biggest Show on Earth Costume includes foam velcro belt with carnival tent front. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Bong King Costume

$46.95

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This funny adult Bong costume includes the foam bong and a packed bowl. One size fits most, up to 5' 11" 200 lbs. Model is 6'2", 165 lbs. more details

Condom Costume

List Price: $42.00
$34.00

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Keep the party safe with this XXL (now 200% larger!) condom.. costume! Goes great with many of our other naughty costumes. Don't worry guys, one size fits all! more details

Department of Erections Costume

$29.95

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This humorous adult inmate costume includes a bright orange jumpsuit and a strap-on jock. One size fits most adults up to 6", 200 lbs. more details

Frank The Flasher Costume

$33.95

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This flasher costume includes trenchcoat with belt, nude bodysuit and balding wig. One size fits most adults up to 6', 200 lbs. more details

Ganja Man Weed Costume

$25.95

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A giant weed leaf with adjustable straps, two ganja lead ankle bands and sign. Wear your own clothes. more details

Genie In The Lamp Costume

$34.00

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This naughty, yet hilarious costume includes fez, vest, lamp and cuffs. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Giant Boob Costume

$34.95

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A giant boob costume! Buy 2 and grab a friend -- this one goes great as a pair, just as nature intended! Wear your own clothes (please!), just slip on this too easy (and too funny) costume. With squeaking squeezable nipple! more details

Gropin' Granny Costume

$25.95

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Open up this great Granny Dress to surprise everyone around you with the unfortunate effects of gravity. This adult costume includes the flower-print granny dress with lace trim, nude bodysuit and sexy ankle-high stockings. One size; fits up to 200 lbs. more details

Horny The Clown Costume

$37.95

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This Horny the Clown costume includes shirt, collar, pants, press hand pump and pom pom pops out with a great big "BOING"! One size - fits most standard adult sizes up to 5'11", 200 lbs. more details

Hot Dog Vendor Costume

$30.95

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Be a Lucky Dog with the Hot Dog Vendor costume! Includes striped shirt and hot dog carrier with strap. One size fits most adults. more details

I've Got a Heart On Costume

Out of stock  ($17.00)
A heart on, you ask? If you don't quite get it, just say it faster. Hey, you asked! This one is certainly an easy costume to put on. Thick red felt, silk screened. One size; fits most adults. more details

Keep Up The Faith Costume

$20.95

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This costume includes full-cut black robe with attached collar, jock strap with "growing groin" and hand pump. One size fits most adults up to 180-200 lbs. more details

Mammogram Man Costume

$26.95

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Help females keep abreast with their yearly exam! Includes lab coat with imprinted name tag and three dimensional headpiece. One size fits most adults. more details

Mike Hunt's Diving School Costume

$34.00

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This Diving Instructor costume includes shirt, pants, tank, flippers and googles. One size fits most standard adults. more details

Party In My Pants Costume

$17.00

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This funny Party In My Pants Costume includes waistpiece, balloons and invitations. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Plug & Socket Costume

List Price: $42.00
$34.00

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Get both the plug accessory and the socket costume for one low price! Hey ladies -- the Power Outlet gets to drag around the Plug Partner all night long. One size; fits most adult couples. more details

Pussy Cat Liqueur Costume

Out of stock  ($37.40)
This funny licker bottle, err.. liquor bottle, reads Pussy Cat Liqueur.. Bottled by The Labia Family in the Wetlands of Oral Sexton, England.. 69 oz. One size fits all. more details

Retired Tooters Waitress Costume

$20.95

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Please note: Current stock does not read "Retired" on the shirt. This Retired Tooters Waitress costume includes drooping "tooters", tank top and shorts. One size fits most adults up to 6', 200 lbs. more details

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume

Out of stock  ($17.00)
This funny rock out with your cock out costume includes waistpeice with attached rooster head. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Snake Charmer Costume

$42.00

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Another hilarious costume from Rasta Imposta. The Snake Charmer moves his snake with an invisible string from his flute. Includes everything you see here! more details

Spank My Monkey Costume

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This Spank My Monkey Costume includes shirt, imprinted on fron and back, with attached stuffed monkey. One size fits most up to 5'11, 200 lbs. more details

Sperm Costume

List Price: $35.70
$34.00

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Swim around the crowd in your new sperm jumpsuit costume. Dirty, easy, and reasonably priced! more details

Super Sperm Costume

$52.95

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This Super Sperm Costume includes jumpsuit with tail and gloves. One size fits most adults up to 6', 200 lbs. more details

Testeys Teabag Costume

$42.95

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It's a horrible thing to do to somebody, but damn it's a funny costume! If you don't know what "getting teabagged" is, I'll have to suggest a google search (warning: adults only!!). more details

The Shocker Costume

$34.00

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Out for season. This naughty adult Shocker costume giant foam hand pullover. One size: fits most standard adult sizes. more details

Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume

Out of stock  ($34.00)
A pair of over-sized faux bosoms, a see-through shirt and the wet t-shirt winner sash. more details

Bull Shit Costume

List Price: $35.70
$28.90

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A giant piece of bullshit complete with horns, a tail and a nose ring. One size- fits most adults. more details

Holy Shit Costume

List Price: $35.70
$34.00

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A giant piece of shit complete with a halo, wings and cross. One size- fits most adults. Goes great as a group costume with out other shit costumes! more details

Hot Shit Costume

List Price: $42.00
$28.90

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A giant piece of shit with shiny "flames" at the bottom and along the arm holes. One size- fits most adults. more details

Poo Poo Platter Costume

List Price: $42.00
$34.00

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Another great poo poo costume. This one comes on a platter that sits waist high. Goes great with the Shit Costume series. more details

Tough Shit Costume

List Price: $35.70
$28.90

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Gigantic muscle arms on a gigantic piece of shit, sold with a red bandana. One size- fits most. more details

When Shit Hits the Fan Costume

List Price: $52.50
$42.50

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This foam costume portrays the phrase "When shit hits the fan"! The foam fan complete with pieces of shit slips over your clothes like a vest. more details

Penis Costume

$77.00

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A six-foot tall phallus costume known as the "Happy Halloweenie!" This one goes great with the Big Pink costume! One-piece full body jumpsuit. One standard size -- fits most adults. more details

The Big Pink Costume

List Price: $63.00
$50.00

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A big pink costume, pictured here with the penis costume. OK, we might have crossed the line with this one. Made from sturdy polyester felt, this one-piece suit is ready to wear -- just add black pants, shoes and a shirt. One size; fits most adults. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Harry Fingerman

List Price: $21.00
$16.95

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A fun and easy (not to mention naughty) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Harry Fingerman, MD" followed by "Proctologist" on the line below. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Howie Feltersnatch

Out of stock  ($16.95)
A fun and easy (not to mention naughty!) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, MD" followed by "Gynecologist" on the line below. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Juana Hummer

List Price: $21.00
$16.95

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A doctor's lab coat for ladies. This one reads "Dr. Juana Hummer, MD" followed by "UROLOGIST" on the following line. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Seymour Bush

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A fun and easy (not to mention naughty!) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Seymour Bush, MD" followed by "Gynecologist" on the line below. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Tucker Fadden

List Price: $21.00
$16.95

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A fun and easy Doctor's costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Tucker Fadden, MD" followed by "PLASTIC SURGEON" on the line below. more details

Lab Coat: Dr. Willy Phister

List Price: $21.00
$17.00

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A fun and easy (not to mention naughty!) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Willy Phister, MD" followed by "Gynecologist" on the line below. more details

Camille Toe Aerobics Instructor Costume

Out of stock  ($34.00)
This aerobics instructor costume includes headband, shirt, boobs and jumpsuit. One size: fits most standard adults. more details

No Shit Costume

Out of stock  ($25.50)
Another pun-filled shit costume. This one embodies the phrase "No Shit". One size fits all. more details

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