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Bong King Costume
$39.95
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This funny adult Bong costume includes the foam bong and a packed bowl. One size fits most, up to 5' 11" 200 lbs. Model is 6'2", 165 lbs. more details
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Condom Costume
List Price: $42.00 $34.00
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Keep the party safe with this XXL ( now 200% larger!) condom.. costume! Goes great with many of our other naughty costumes. Don't worry guys, one size fits all! more details
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Ganja Man Weed Costume
$24.00
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A giant weed leaf with adjustable straps and two ganja lead ankle bands. Wear your own clothes. more details
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Giant Boob Costume
$34.95
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A giant boob costume! Buy 2 and grab a friend -- this one goes great as a pair, just as nature intended! Wear your own clothes (please!), just slip on this too easy (and too funny) costume. With squeaking squeezable nipple! more details
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I've Got a Heart On Costume
List Price: $21.00 $17.00
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A heart on, you ask? If you don't quite get it, just say it faster. Hey, you asked! This one is certainly an easy costume to put on. Thick red felt, silk screened. One size; fits most adults. more details
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Lab Coat: Dr. Seymour Bush
Out of stock ($16.95)
A fun and easy (not to mention naughty!) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Seymour Bush, MD" followed by "Gynecologist" on the line below. more details
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Lab Coat: Dr. Tucker Fadden
List Price: $21.00 $16.95
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A fun and easy Doctor's costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Tucker Fadden, MD" followed by "PLASTIC SURGEON" on the line below. more details
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Lab Coat: Dr. Willy Phister
List Price: $21.00 $17.00
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A fun and easy (not to mention naughty!) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Willy Phister, MD" followed by "Gynecologist" on the line below. more details
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Pussy Cat Liqueur Costume
List Price: $46.20 $37.40
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This funny licker bottle, err.. liquor bottle, reads Pussy Cat Liqueur.. Bottled by The Labia Family in the Wetlands of Oral Sexton, England.. 69 oz. One size fits all. more details
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Snake Charmer Costume
$42.00
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Another hilarious costume from Rasta Imposta. The Snake Charmer moves his snake with an invisible string from his flute. Includes everything you see here! more details
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Sperm Costume
List Price: $35.70 $28.90
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Swim around the crowd in your new sperm jumpsuit costume. Dirty, easy, and reasonably priced! more details
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Testeys Teabag Costume
$42.95
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It's a horrible thing to do to somebody, but damn it's a funny costume! If you don't know what "getting teabagged" is, I'll have to suggest a google search (warning: adults only!!). more details
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Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume
List Price: $42.00 $34.00
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A pair of over-sized faux bosoms, a see-through shirt and the wet t-shirt winner sash. more details
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When Shit Hits the Fan Costume
List Price: $52.50 $42.50
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This foam costume portrays the phrase "When shit hits the fan"! The foam fan complete with pieces of shit slips over your clothes like a vest. more details
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Bull Shit Costume
List Price: $35.70 $28.90
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A giant piece of bullshit complete with horns, a tail and a nose ring. One size- fits most adults. more details
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Holy Shit Costume
List Price: $35.70 $28.90
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A giant piece of shit complete with a halo, wings and cross. One size- fits most adults. Goes great as a group costume with out other shit costumes! more details
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Hot Shit Costume
Out of stock ($28.90)
A giant piece of shit with shiny "flames" at the bottom and along the arm holes. One size- fits most adults. more details
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No Shit Costume
Out of stock ($25.50)
Another pun-filled shit costume. This one embodies the phrase "No Shit". One size fits all. more details
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Poo Poo Platter Costume
List Price: $42.00 $34.00
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Another great poo poo costume. This one comes on a platter that sits waist high. Goes great with the Shit Costume series. more details
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Tough Shit Costume
List Price: $35.70 $28.90
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Gigantic muscle arms on a gigantic piece of shit, sold with a red bandana. One size- fits most. more details
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Penis Costume
List Price: $73.50 $58.00
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A six-foot tall phallus costume known as the "Happy Halloweenie!" This one goes great with the Big Pink costume! One-piece full body jumpsuit. One standard size -- fits most adults. more details
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Plug & Socket Costume
List Price: $42.00 $34.00
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Get both the plug accessory and the socket costume for one low price! Hey ladies -- the Power Outlet gets to drag around the Plug Partner all night long. One size; fits most adult couples. more details
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Lock & Key Costume Set
List Price: $63.00 $50.00 $42.00
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This couples costume set includes a big cloth-covered foam Lock dress for the lady and just the Key for the man. One size fits most adults. details & discounts...
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Hand Lotion Costume
Out of stock ($34.00)
This costume bottle of White Pearls hand lotion reads "Protein Enriched Stress Relief Formula -- 100% Natural Essence -- A litte goes a long way -- SQUEEZE HERE". One size fits all. more details
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Lab Coat: Dr. Harry Fingerman
Out of stock ($16.95)
A fun and easy (not to mention naughty) costume. This Doctor's lab coat reads "Dr. Harry Fingerman, MD" followed by "Proctologist" on the line below. more details
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Lab Coat: Dr. Juana Hummer
Out of stock ($16.95)
A doctor's lab coat for ladies. This one reads "Dr. Juana Hummer, MD" followed by "UROLOGIST" on the following line. more details
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Nut & Bolt Costume Set
Out of stock ($34.00)
This costume set for a couple includes one nut and one bolt. Slip them on over your clothes (please) and the elastic waistbands will do the rest. Made of soft plush foam covered in a metallic silver fabric with a sturdy, quality feel. more details
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The Big Pink Costume
Out of stock ($50.00)
A big pink costume, pictured here with the penis costume. OK, we might have crossed the line with this one. Made from sturdy polyester felt, this one-piece suit is ready to wear -- just add black pants, shoes and a shirt. One size; fits most adults. more details
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