With moving parts. This (hardly shy) man in a bikini has a button on his back side. If you press that button his excitement will show through his skimpy swimsuit. Price depends on quantity purchased.

This necklace features a bead-wearing shirtless man. Metallic purple, green and gold assorted 12mm round beads on 33" strands. Price depends on quantity purchased.

ADULTS ONLY! Do you know there's a penis on your face? A 4" plastic penis is attached to the bridge of the black plastic glasses. Price depends on quantity purchased.

A perfect hat for the next bachelorette party! A pink felt cowboy hat complete with pink marabou feathers, silver foil and a light-up tiara. One size; fits most adults. Price depends on quantity purchased.

This pink sequined fedora hat is the perfect hat for your dance troupe or your bachelorette party! One size; fits most adults. Price depends on quantity purchased.

Four sets of double-sided red lips adorn this 40" red & white hand-strung necklace. Price depends on quantity purchased.

Convey your regality to the crowd with this beautiful rhinestone crown tiara. The silver-colored metal tiara band is decorated with a bevy of sparkling rhinestones in the shape of a crown. details...

A foam visor depicting a man's bikini-brief torso. A printed button on the side reads "Show Me Your Boner!" Price depends on quantity purchased.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, or any other late night wild adventures! Price depends on quantity purchased.

ADULTS ONLY! Now the bride-to-be can have some fun! The 2.5" penis whistle hangs from a white nylon cord. Price depends on quantity purchased.

A beaded tiara composing of alternating size white pearl beads is decorated around the headband with white marabou feathers. Price depends on quantity purchased.

A silver replica of the male form hangs limp -- but pulling the chain makes Long Dong Silver stand up! details...

Amuse your friends or piss people off with this fun laser pointer. Four interchangeable tips allow you to change the message at the end of the laser -- see the pictures for details. details...